Comic Relief- Dogs & Husbands...

Why Dogs are Better:
They're always happy to see you.
They don't pee on the toilet seat... just everywhere else.
They actually *like* to cuddle.
Won't poke you in the middle of the night to do it.
After you leave, they don't call you after an hour to see where you are.
They actually feel bad when they're scolded.
They don't care what you look like.
They admit it when they're jealous.
You can kill one if they give you a disease.
They won't leave you for a younger owner when they get old.
It's ok if their friends can't come over.
You can train them.
They also admit when they're lost!


Similarities:
-They both come on demand.
-Neither of them shut up when you tell them to.
-They'll eat anything you give them.
-They both want to hump everything.
-Most can spend all day laying on the couch.
-Both deathly afraid of the vaccuum.
-Neither of them will ever notice when you do something new to your hair.
-Both hog the bed.
-Both want to go straight for your crotch the first time they meet you.
-They don't care if they fart in front of anybody.
-They both feel threatened by their own kind.